Just another public service
In a number of carefully controled trials,
scientists have demonstrated that if
we drink 1 liter (There's that French thing again) of
water a day, at the end of the year we would have
absorbed more then 1 kilo (French) of Escherichia coli
(E. coli) bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop.
However, we do not run that risk when drinking
wine (or rum,whiskey, beer, or other liquor) because
alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling,
filtering and /or fermenting.
Water = Poop
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, then
to drink water and be full of shit.
There's no need to thank me for this valuable information;
I'm doing it as a public service.